For Those Who Like Their Beer to Behave Like Cognac
The only thing higher than these beers' alcohol content is their price tags, revealing a fundamental truth about human nature: we will pay someone to kick us in the genitals.
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Welcome to the Internet's Longest-Suffering Blog
The Daily Eudemon features essays for the restless mind in a crumbling age. Click this post for a throwback to TDE's early days in 2002: the scrolling blog.
Addiction Literature Started with De Quincey's Confessions of an Opium-Eater
Herewith, my small contribution to the genre
The Finest Literary Publication Since the Edinburgh Review is on Life Support
I pray for Modern Drunkard Magazine's recovery but I fear the worst.
Cossacks Beat My Grandfather
The Tsar lied to him. It gave him an innate sense of skepticism toward the Establishment. It's a skepticism all peasants shared. Those peasants were a lot smarter than us.
Only a Severe Left-Hemispheric Rages in the Face of Tradition
Trump's post about Rob Reiner. Sigh.
A Peek Behind the Curtains at TDE
Long-time readers are confused by the new style, some have unsubscribed, and a few even seem concerned about this turn to ribaldry. Herewith, a classical apology of sorts.
Join Me As We Drink Like Pansies
The gin and tonic is surging in the United States. That's great, but the reasons for its surge are emasculating.
The Conservative Civil War is Disconcerting
But they still have a common and enormous enemy that ain't goin' away soon. That should keep 'em together for awhile
Mal- Dis- Mis- I'll Take It All
I'll play with the bots and kneel before my algolords. In the big picture, they provide the clearest picture.