Marijuana is Number One America's newest teetotalling movement is like a guy who claims he practices abstinence because he only masturbates. (Blog Post)
I'm Tellin' Ya, this Newest Teetotalling Movement is Bogus, Man More and more people are scared alcohol is bad for them. It's not, I'm pretty sure, though it'll probably take 20 years to prove it. (BYCU Blog Post)
This Will Bring Out the Teetotaller in Me Tomato gin. I'd rather drink dog urine gin. (BYCU Blog Post)
A Heavy Drinker Goes Sober But he rails against teetotallers, reminding me of an Irish man who "took the pledge" and, when congratulated on becoming a teetotaller, looked shocked and said, "That's a filthy Protestant notion. I took the pledge." (BYCU Blog Post)
Soho in the Eighties I'm 5% of the way through this book and I'm not sure what I'm reading, but I'm pretty sure it's an abject waste of time and delightful. (Mini-essay)