Sam Kriss Will Come to Your House and Kill You "And if I ever see any of you trying to palm off some bullshit about how sunlight smells of memories that leave no footsteps . . . I will come to your house and I’ll fucking kill you." Sam Kriss. Pope Leo agrees, at least in principle. (Essay)
So, the Libertarian Conservatives Were Right Again? They lost Massie in the attack by Conservatism 1.0 ("CINO's" . . . "Conservative in name only") but Conservatism 2.0 was right about the Iranian War . . . or so it seems. (Short Essay)
Ozempicians Need Not Apply GLP-1s in 2026 America might be having the same effect as opium in 19th-century China (Essay)
The Left Hemisphere on the Farm They killed the soil’s microbiome. It no longer crawls with microbes, bugs, and worms. It’s become more sterile than a roid boy after a nasty accident with the Manscape Lawn Mower 3.0 Plus. (Essay)
Bring in the Clowns Embrace the clown. He's the only effective response to our overweening rationalistic culture. (Essay)
An American Tradition: A Guy Can Never be Too Safe “President Peña of Paraguay is here. President. President, thank you very much. Young, handsome guy. It’s always nice to be young and handsome. Doesn’t mean we have to like you. I don’t like young, handsome men. Women, I like. Men, I don’t have any interest. Good. That’s right." DJR (Mini-Essay)