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February 20, 2024

Censorship USA

The current Tucker Carlson interview is jaw-dropping.

I told a friend last night, "It was like the Deep State developed this internal logic and ran with it to extreme degrees, crushing the most basic freedom in the American tradition. I kind of imagine a few of the better-souled employees waking up now and thinking, 'Did we just do what I think we did?!?!?' Almost like people waking up on the lawn the morning after a big party and thinking, 'Oh man, what were we doing!?'"

Of course, my imagination is kinda ridiculous. First, there probably aren't any "better-souled' employees within the Deep State. Second, it assumes the revelers ever sober up . . . i.e., give up their self-serving lust for control and power, which, this interview makes clear, isn't happening. The censorship continues.

The interview is an hour long. Please, listen to it or, if you only want to dedicate three minutes to the subject, read my ten-point thumbnail sketch, which I think captures the essence of the interview.

This is So Outrageous, I Won’t Believe It Unless This Guy Shows Up Wearing a Toe Tag
And Introducing “the Murder Paradox”

February 19, 2024

Hanging Out is a Rebuke to the Left Hemisphere

America has a crisis: Young people aren't wasting enough time with one another. The result? Depression, suicide, and general malaise are up. Happiness is down.

I've long chided my kids, especially my daughters, for making "hanging out" a priority. In my left-hemispheric world, hanging out serves no purpose so it's not important.

I was terribly wrong. It's because hanging out serves no purpose that it is important.

To my credit, I've always known that. It's a central tenet of James Schall's The Unseriousness of Human Affairs, so I was never a complete jerk about it, but I nonetheless suggested to my kids that socializing should be pretty far down the rungs on the ladder of priorities.

But in a left-hemispheric culture, the act of hanging out with friends is incredibly important.

Friends are useless. Friends aren't there to be manipulated. Friends, therefore, are a rebuke to the left hemisphere, unless you are "social networking," in which case, you're a traitor to humanity (committing what T.S. Eliot called the "greatest treason": doing the right thing, for the wrong reason).

Hanging out, therefore, is a form of counter-conduct.

Counter-conduct, remember, is any conduct that defies the left hemisphere. The left hemisphere is so obnoxious and powerful, you can't beat it down too often.

And it doesn't even need to be difficult. You can simply chill out with a few friends.

The fact that Americans refuse (are unable to bring themselves) to hang out with others has risen starkly in the past forty years? It's just more evidence that the left hemisphere is getting more powerful, picking up steam in this era of late-stage left hemispherism.

Hanging Out is Counter-Conduct
Derek Thompson at The Atlantic

February 18, 2024

The Great Man is Coming to a Neighboring Town

I had dinner with a friend last night who told me he has been invited to have lunch with McGilchrist while he's in town. He'd love to invite me, of course, but it's not his invite to give, and I've never met the person whose invite it is. Sigh.

The Divided Brain and the Relationship Between the Sciences and Humanities
The Divided Brain and the Relationship Between the Sciences and Humanities What can brain science tell us about the relation between the humanities and sciences? The author of two landmark works since 2009—The Master and His Emissary (Yale University Press, 2009) and The Matter With Things (Perspectiva Press, 2021)—Dr. McGilchrist’s original insight into the brain hemispheres’ distinctive “takes” on reality arises from an unparalleled integration of research on the lateralization of brain functions with philosophical reflections both ancient and modern. His work shows how our customary means for separating the sciences and humanities (e.g., the one is “objective” while the other is “subjective”) expresses and ratifies only one hemisphere’s (the left’s) vision of the world; and because this hemisphere treats the world analytically and instrumentally—as made up of isolable things we manipulate and control—the result of its vision, while indispensable to humanity, is incomplete and, on its own, destructive. Neuroscientific and phenomenological observation suggests that the right hemisphere’s perspective, relative to the left’s, is more veridical. For it, wholes stand out over parts, the implicit over the explicit, process over stasis, meaning over mechanism, and being over utility. The evidence further suggests that the true value of the left hemisphere is fulfilled when its proper role as “Emissary” to the right as “Master” is maintained. Could this picture of interhemispheric relatedness offer students of the liberal arts a pathway for pursuing and integrating the sciences and humanities, enriching their study of both, and deepening their experience of reality? Dr. McGilchrist’s lecture will be held Wednesday, March 20th at 4:00 PM in Plaster Auditorium. The Psychology Department of Hillsdale College, with the generous support of The Roscoe Fund, is honored to host this event and welcomes your attendance.

The Systematic Ism We Must Eliminate

"systematically seeking ourselves in everything we do or plan"

February 17, 2024

Localism and the Importance of Laboratories

If localities have self-determination, it results in a country full of mini-laboratories that allow us to figure out what works and what doesn't.

Granted, in the localities that practice oppression and hatred, things will be miserable, but at least people can leave. If enough people leave, the people who stay behind will become marginalized and poor and, in general, suffer. Everyone else can then see the terrible results from that laboratory and do something else.

If we don't give localities self-determination, instead forcing one flavor on the entire nation, we don't get all these laboratories. If we adopt a model that leads to suffering and deprivation, the entire nation is screwed.

The entire nation could become Portland.

Portland: A Laboratory Experiment on Progressive Politics
Naomi Schaefer Riley at City Journal

February 16, 2024


Britain is increasingly turning to wine and the French are increasingly turning to beer.

Those hard feelings from the Hundred Years War die hard. "If the French are drinking beer, we'll drink wine."

French Beer Rises
Kathleen Willcox at The Spectator
The rise of English wine
The recent ascent of English wine hasn’t just been good; it’s been peerless. The number of producers in the UK has increased exponentially

The French, btw, are experimenting by brewing beer with grapes and using wine barrels. The author speculates they might churn out a wine-beer blend that revolutionizes the market. We'll see.

February 15, 2024

A Promising New Substack

Daily poetry from the great Joseph Bottum, a man who eschewed the literary life for, well, the real literary life, moving from NYC to South Dakota to live among his roots, in peace, where he can collect his thoughts and write poetry.

I subscribed just this morning. I think it might be a great way to learn about appreciate poetry more. As many TDE readers know, I've long been a hypocrite on things poetic: I write about how great poetry is, but I scarcely understand it. Then again, maybe we aren't meant to "understand" it, at least not in my left-hemispheric way of thinking.

Anyway, enjoy . . . or not. Based on the first installment I received, it's going to be great.

Today’s Poem: In the Wilderness
Christ of His gentleness / Thirsting and hungering
His account of that mythopoesis is aided enormously — turned nearly into an incantation prayer — by the rhymed two-stress lines of the poem and its forced dactyls. The meter quickly becomes artificial, standing outside the natural words to become the kind of musical chant we know from nursery rhymes and counting games.
The first lines teach us how to read the poem’s dimeter, with its hints of the stresses of Anglo-Saxon alliterative verse: “CHRÌST of His GÈNtleness / THÌRSTing and HÙNgering, / WÀLKED in the WÌlderness.” And with that stress pattern established, we know how to hear such lines as “GRÈAT rats on LÈATHer wings / ÀND poor blind BRÒken things.”

A Supposed Celebration of Open Marriage

Don't Judge a Book by Its Cover

I know nothing about this book except what I read in this review. If the reviewer is honest, the publisher isn't. Of course, the publisher is Doubleday, which is probably about as mainstream (corporate, legacy, establishment) media as you get, so it shouldn't surprise me that its book cover appears to misrepresent the book's contents.

The book cover says it's a sexy romp. The book is a sexy death march.

The review is itself pretty racy, so you're forewarned, but it boils down to one essential point: The autobiographer has been miserable in her open marriage for decades but keeps doing it and, though admitting the sad details, can't see the sad whole.

The husband, meanwhile, has been having a great time.

It's no wonder the book cover lies about the contents. The contents are a repudiation of the idea that traditional mores are mere societal constructs. The natural law is written on the heart, which is then transmitted through the generations and centuries. We can jettison the transmission, but the initial prompting is still there: on the heart. In our human natures. We reject the transmission (the tradition) at great peril, as this woman's tortured existence shows.

An Honest “Celebration” [Tortured Account] of an Open Marriage
Dorothy Fortenberry at Commonweal. Caution: Reprobate content.


I liked this brief observation by the reviewer:

To the friends who have confided in me or declared via social media that they are in open marriages, my response has always been “good for you!” If that’s what works for another person, if they are happy, then, as a member of a tolerant, pluralistic society, what else can I offer? As a religious person, a Catholic no less, I know that I am often on the receiving end of such tolerance, and I’m glad to reciprocate when given the opportunity.

I've long felt that way. Would I rather be a Catholic in a woke culture or a Catholic among the Klan? It's a tough choice, and I think I'd pick "Catholic among the Klan" because the Klan, though it hated Catholics, largely left them alone. The woke mob doesn't.

That being said, our culture isn't full-on woke . . . yet (and I think the tide is turning against it, starting with our stand-up comedians). We are still in a culture that emphasizes a tolerance born of slopping thinking, and it's unfortunate, but it is tolerance and that results in no one harassing me for my Catholic faith, and I appreciate it.

February 14, 2024

Married Men Can't be Priests

From Leviticus 21

Critique of Localism

This is a frustrating interview.

The champions of localism, Front Porch Republic, interview an enemy of it, Trevor Latimore (author of Small Isn't Beautiful).

It's a cordial exchange, with interesting arguments/points by both sides, but Latimore's position seems to gel around this simple point: Yes, central governments can suck, but local governments can suck, too.

FPR never asks the obvious point: Well, if your local government sucks, you can move a few miles down the road and try a different local government. If your national government sucks, you're out of luck unless you want to emigrate to another country. Both are unpleasant, but surely, moving to a new country is much, much more unpleasant.

In response to Latimore's position that centralized power is better because, citing J.S. Mill, "local despots" are close and, therefore, worse, the interviewer doesn't counter with the obvious point: "Is centralized power further away? It may have been further away in Mill's time, but in today's centralized panopticon of the Internet, digital currency, and the Homeland Security Act? Centralized government is creeping closer and closer."

Moreover, it's spreading at the same time. Americans can't even emigrate to Canada anymore to escape it, and Western Europe isn't an option either. The centralized American state's preferences are spanning the globe while at the same time creeping closer.

Interesting Aside

Latimore distinguishes between "perfectionist localists" and "consequentialist localists."

In my book I show that there are many different kinds of localism. I hesitate to paint Front Porch Republic with too broad a brush, but I think it would be fair to say that many of its (localist) readers are communitarian or classically republican in their localism. There is a romantic strain as well. In these forms, localism becomes associated with human flourishing and a particular vision of the good life. These are perfectionist views.
There is another kind of localism exemplified by the American Enterprise Institute’s (AEI) Localism in America: Why We Should Tackle Our Big Challenges at the Local Level. That form of localism is consequentialist rather than perfectionist; for the AEI crowd, localism should be adhered to because it helps solves problems. It says nothing about the good life. Here I’m really just rehashing a major divide in moral theory (consequentialism vs. perfectionism), but it maps well enough onto two very different strands of localism.

That "major divide" in moral theory is nothing less, it seems to me, than the "major divide" between the hemispheres. The left hemisphere looks at consequences and the right hemisphere looks at "perfectionism" (or, put in less condescending terms, "flourishing" or "acting consistent with human nature").

This, in turn, laps into the Taoist value of wu-wei: trying without trying. We shouldn't try to achieve, X, Y, and Z. We should simply try to do what is right (what is consistent with flourishing, acting in accord with our natures), moment to moment, and X, Y, and Z will follow . . . or not, but the results aren't are concern. A mind that isn't occupied with results is non-left hemispheric, and that's a thing to be cultivated.

Small Isn’t Beautiful? Localism and Its Critics - Front Porch Republic
The promise and peril of current forms of localism, with Trevor Latimer.

Ash Wednesday

Or Valentine's Day.

Or, in my case, "The Day I Saved $75 on a Restaurant Bill Since Valentine's Day Fell on Ash Wednesday."

"Each one of us must draw up a specific plan of mortifications to offer to God every day during this Lent." Francis Fernandez

My software autocorrected "mortification" to "fortifications." I'm glad I caught it, but I'm not sure it would've been wrong.

February 13, 2024

Study Checks Left Hemispheric Assumption that We Don't Need Handwriting Anymore

The left hemisphere tends to see an obvious "truth" and run with it, especially when it comes to technology, often dismissing (ridiculing) the Luddites who sense something might be wrong and suggest we tread cautiously. In the modern world, the left hemisphere wins and we plow forward, then later we return and pick up through wreckage and try to fix things (often with more left hemispheric approaches, thereby making them worse).

Here, the wreckage are young adults who don't read as well as they might because the left hemispheric experts were sure children didn't need handwriting anymore.

When the Common Core State Standards were introduced in 2010, they explicitly referenced learning keyboard skills in grades 3 through 5. The standards require fourth graders to type a full page in one sitting. As a result, cursive was largely abandoned in most school districts.
Writing by hand may increase brain connectivity more than typing, study finds
After recording the brain activity of university students, researchers in Norway determined that writing by hand may improve learning and memory.
Handwriting: Brain Connectivity?
George Citroner at Epoch Times

February 12, 2024

Monday Column

I want to point out: This essay is conjecture.

In a way, I "work backward" from a lifetime of reading and admiring Merton's writings, combining them with biographical details, adding my understanding of Gnosticism and the Hemisphere Hypothesis, and coming up with this explanation of the confusing man that was Thomas Merton. I think it's a solid explanation, but since we're dealing with spiritual (and philosophical, psychological, historical matters, not to mention the inner workings of a man's soul, which is something no person can know), it is still conjecture.

But even if I'm wrong here about Merton, it provides a useful framework for understanding the rise of Gnosticism in modern culture.

Social Activist Thomas Merton Didn’t Stay Informed?
Merton didn’t trust the media, but he formed strong opinions on current events. It’s because Merton was an artist victimized by his left hemisphere. He needed to embrace causes.

February 11, 2024

Goodness Gracious, Russell Brand is Talented and Funny

He's absolutely on fire in this segment. I was laughing and getting angry at the same time. I didn't even know such a thing was possible.

Something for Sunday Morning

February 10, 2024

In his personal notebooks, Michael Oakeshott observed that the real business of life was “exploring & using & enjoying & accommodating oneself to one’s own mental character.” This character, he noted, is formed fairly early, “not of course fixed, but its main lines acquired & laid out.” Our task is to explore that mental character and learn what it can do. A person must discover “how to follow one’s own thoughts to their end . . . And to be humble about them as well as to enjoy them.” Elizabeth C. Corey, "Consolations of Middle Age"

The Old NFL Has Dominated the Super Bowl

Or Has It?

The National Football League and American Football League started playing the Super Bowl in 1966. Since that time, the NFL teams (which include the Steelers and Colts) have won 36 times. The AFL teams have won 19 times (expansion teams have won twice).

That's 65%, which is pretty dominant.

The problem is, the old NFL had 16 teams (the AFL: 10), which means, based on random odds, the old NFL teams would've won 62.5% anyway, so no big deal.

What is interesting, though: The old NFL teams did dominate the Super Bowl for the first 35 years (until the Tom Brady era). The old AFL teams won only nine games (and without the Raiders' three championships, the number of AFL victories would've been wholly dismal).

February 9, 2024


This one arguably has the best collection of drinking stories I've ever assembled in one edition.

Austria Loves Its Schnapps. Plus: Wine Trends 2024
Brews You Can Use

[T]he Saudis only introduced the alcohol ban in 1952, following the murder of Cyril Ousman, the British vice-consul, who was shot dead by a Saudi royal at a party in 1951 after he refused the prince more drinks. It was a huge public embarrassment for the country’s rulers, laying bare the drinking culture in elite circles, somewhat at odds with their pious exhortations of religious observance.

February 8, 2024

McGilchrist at First Things

First Things’ Feature Essay: Resist the Machine Apocalypse
The March 2024 issue of First Things arrived Tuesday. The feature essay: Iain McGilchrist, “Resist the Machine Apocalypse.” It’s great. But it’s not online yet. When it is, I’ll post an excerpt and a link to the full essay, but I suspect you’ll need a subscription to access it. Odd

February 7, 2024

I Went to a Lecture by Joseph Epstein Last Night

Joseph Epstein at Hillsdale College (2/6/2024)

The great writer seems like a great man. At 87, he's as charming as his prose. Toward the end, he said he's 87 and "enjoys it here." He's in no hurry to leave. Sad and touching at the same time: so much gratitude even as the sand is draining quickly from the hourglass.

He has written his autobiography, which is slated for hardback release in April.

Kind of interesting: It's available now in Kindle format. It makes sense, of course: Digital is much easier to produce than hard, but I guess I never noticed that new books were issued on Kindle months ahead of the hardback releases.


A new feature released today: Flotsam. I don't know if it'll become a regular thing. Let me know if you like it . . . or not.

The Homeless Have Vigorous Circadian Clocks
Sacred Cow Homeless Ari Matti Mustonen had a good set at the Comedy Mothership. He comes from Estonia. He pointed out that they have homeless in Europe too, but they’re not . . . erratic. He talked about moving to Austin and dealing with a homeless guy who’s always verbally assaulting everyone, but

February 6, 2024

The Doors

It hadn't occurred to me that one of my favorite bands never sold out to Madison Avenue. I also didn't realize that it was because one member, John Densmore, fought to make sure it wouldn't happen. This essay at The Spectator is one of the best things I've read this year: fun, stylish, interesting.

The Doors Don’t Open on Madison Avenue
Christopher Sandford at The Spectator

February 5, 2024

Austin Today

Austin: Beautiful Model Plus 20 Pounds
Picture a model. Neither waif nor plus-sized. Maybe Cindy Crawford in her prime. Now picture her ten years later with 20 more pounds. She’d probably still be kinda hot but not when compared to her prime. That’s Austin. 300,000 to One Million Austin has put on 700,000 pounds

February 3, 2024

No Outside the Modern Limits Newsletter

I've been in Austin, Texas this week so blogging has been a little light and I couldn't put together a newsletter. Regular programming returns next week.

Today, I offer this paean to seed catalogs.

The Joy of Seed Catalogues
Teresa MUll at The Spectator

Groundhog Day

Instead of BYCU

A splendid bio optic of one of the twentieth century's degenerate literary drunks.

Charles Bukowski’s L.A.
Loren Kantor at WritingAndTyping (Medium)

February 1, 2024

The Worst Month of the Year is Over. If You Made It, Congratulations.

Today, Joe Serwach weighs in with a nice piece about Yogi Berra.

Yogi Berra Loved. That’s Why He Played
Words or world records? The Yogi Berra story shows how our words and images can even overshadow our greatest work. “He was the most overlooked superstar in the history of baseball,” actor Billy Crystal explains. You’re into sports? Me neither — but we loved every second of “It Ain’t

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