All Alcohol is Bad for You, Until It's Not

Scientists can't draw a circle any better than a retard using his left hand. In fact, they're worse at it. He can at least make curves. Scientists? Their only tool is the straight line.

Mark Epstein, Diehard Democrat, Says the Administration is Scrubbing the Files to Protect Republicans

Mark isn't credible but the allegation is. After all, we found out about MK Ultra's Operation Midnight Climax and a similar operation in Greenwich Village only because of a filing error that made the CIA miss 16,000 pages of files when it tried to shred all the evidence

The Children are Getting Bold and Snickering at Their Parents

I try to say counter-cultural things and realize no one thinks they're counter-cultural. I swear, to get a reaction out of people, ya almost gotta go full-on Nick Fuentes.

QAnon Got a Lot Right

We were assured Q was a hoax and his followers morons. But damn, he got a lot right. It's just more evidence that we live in crazy times: obvious hoaxes aren't hoaxes and nut-job conspiracy theories get vindicated far more often than narratives spun by the media.

Slaying Goliath with Another Goliath

Hope springs eternal: Artificial intelligence only has a left hemisphere. Bureaucracy is left-hemispheric. It makes sense that AI might be able to kill the blob that has spread everywhere since it started its halcyon days in the 1970s.

Finally, a Rat Goes Down in This Epstein Saga

"It’s kind of fundamental that perverts and degenerates are not deserving of public trust." James Howard Kuntsler. Larry Summers is now stepping out of public life. Will we drown the rest of the rats? I doubt it. We need an exorcist to get rid of the corruption on the I-95 corridor.

Emil Lunden: Blasphemer to Believer

He wanted to forge the ultimate artifact of our unraveling age: black metal songs so steeped in malice that they might summon the demons. The Faust wannabe threw himself at Latin grammars to unearth lyrics to curdle the soul. He hadn't reckoned with the Desert Fathers.

The Ultimate Guide to Ancient Greek Philosophy

Your scribe's essay on Pyrrho of Elis starts on page 109

Brews You Can Use: 11/14/2025

It's the birthplace of Joe Stalin, but don't let that fool you: Georgian wine is very good. The Spectator has praised it at least twice in recent years. I drank it twice while in Krakow this week.

Books Aren't Rational. They're Tactile.

Back in the greasy, disco-lit haze of the 1970s and the dawn of the Reaganite ‘80s, the publishing world churned out a billion paperbacks. They were dirt cheap, some even free, handed out like girlie pamphlets on the Vegas strip. But there was a hook: they were riddled with ads,