Prima Nocta Is Medieval Myth but Modern Overlords Aren't
From OneDrive to the Epstein files, they just keep sticking It in our face
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The Little Arts are Where It's At: Five Ways to be a Good Host
It's the holiday season. You're probably gonna haffta host something. Here are five tips (yeah, I know I list six, but one of them is so stupid, I only include it because the source material does; plus, it provided me with the funniest parenthetical in the piece)
The Retro "Scrolling" Blog
Click once and scroll.
Prague Diocese Teams Up with Kraft Foods
Satire
Silicon Valley and the Nazi
These rump rangers of the left hemisphere are riding rough over the right hemisphere. So did the Nazis. Cooperation with AI is gnostic complicity.
Black Wednesday Arrives
I haven't missed it since turning 21. Even in 2020 when the bars were shut down, I opened a bar in my basement, complete with lots of hand sanitizer and two air purifiers. Funny, not too many people came, but those who did, got great burgers from a local bar that needed the business.
A Shout-Out to the Public Libraries
Note to reader: This piece isn't as lame as the title implies.
Hey, Z: Stick that Life-Work Balance Up Your Down-Under
Take the Auschwitz Option.
Shocker, Shocker: Foreigners Steal from the United States
Maybe if we didn't steal from the world's poor, the world's poor wouldn't migrate here and steal from us.
All Alcohol is Bad for You, Until It's Not
Scientists can't draw a circle any better than a retard using his left hand. In fact, they're worse at it. He can at least make curves. Scientists? Their only tool is the straight line.