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Little Caesars to Change Slogan to Hot-N-Ready-At-Some-Indeterminate-Point-in-the-Future

The Detroit Times September 19, 2021 DETROIT: Pizza giant Little Caesars has announced a change to its trademarked slogan "Hot-N-Ready" to reflect the current economic milieu of labor shortages and supply chain interruptions. "It has become apparent," said a Little Caesars representative, that we rarely have

House of Elrond: “Lindir is Out”

“We have no room in our house for such invidious statements” The Eriador Eccentric Fourth Age 221 RIVENDELL. A random exchange with the legendary Bilbo Baggins has cost Lindir his position in the House of Elrond. At issue is a half-joking exchange between the hobbit and the elf on October

Newest Candidate in Minas Tirith City Council Election Stirring Debate

Anfalas Times Fourth Age 165 MINAS TIRITH. Saul Khand's entry into the City Council race against incumbent Jack Imrahil has a lot of people excited. “I think it's great that a black man is finally breaking the white patriarchy in Gondor,” says supporter Lucy Fell. Others

Pressure Mounts on Tolkien Estate to Finish Legolas-Gimli Tale

LGBTQI+: “It's time to make explicit what everyone has always known” Januay 25, 2023 PORTLAND. The greatest love story of Middle Earth has been repressed long enough. So assert members of the LGBTQI+ Tolkien community who believe the love affair between Legolas the Elf and Gimli the Dwarf

Tolkien's Beorn New Symbol of the LGBTQI+ Movement

Golden Bear Gazette July 21, 2021 SACRAMENTO. A huge werebear created by JRR Tolkien after WWII has become the improbable emblem of the LGBTQI+ movement. “He's just perfect,” says Bruce Byrnes, local gay community activist. “He's a bear, but he's a man.” Beorn is

The Leek: Catholic America's Finest News Source

"The Real O'Neals" Simply Points Out that Catholicism Sucks Executives at ABC are encouraged by criticism leveled at the network's upcoming sitcom, "The Real O'Neals." "It's not like we say the Pope denies climate change or opposes