The Hemisphere Hypothesis Changes Everything
And since "everything" is dictated by modernity's rationalist and gnostic presumptions and conclusions, it's a good thing
Topic
Middle Earth
A collection of 25 issues
Are We Becoming a Nation of Gollums?
Joseph Pearce at The Imaginative Conservative
The Shire: Land of the Tao . . . and of Solid Right Hemispheres
Tao Teh Ching, Chapter 57
Alleged Sex Slaveholder in Custody
Goldberry in protective custody
Department of Civil Rights Investigating the Prancing Pony
Strange News from Bree
October 18, 3018
BREE. Innkeeper Barliman Butterbur vigorously denies that he committed a civil rights infraction, but the Department of Justice isn't drinking his ale.
“The record is clear,” says Mel Coors, lead prosecutor for the Civil Rights Division. “Mr. Butterbur committed a heinous
Boromir Statue Subject of Controversy
Belfalas Times
FA 198
OSGILIATH. Local community activists want Boromir's statue torn down, but they're getting resistance from his descendants.
“Boromir was the last captain to defend Osgiliath successfully before it fell to Sauron in the War of the Ring,” says Denethor IV, a descendant of
Live Like Hobbits
That's apparently the advice in a new book, "The Reactionary Mind," by Michael Warren Davis.
It seems to me that Foucault's "counter-conduct" is becoming the number one obsession today, at least among people who think about . . . or at least feel . . . the left-hemisphere&
Legolas Canceled for Misappropriating Dwarf Culture
The Rivendell Review
July 18, 1702 (Shire Reckoning)
RIVENDELL. Local playboy Legolas has been canceled.
“He's the worst of misappropriaters,” exclaimed Pat Curunir, President of the Anti-Misappropriation League. “When he's east of the Misty Mountains, he misappropriates dwarf culture by acting like he's the
Fat-Shaming Hobbit Banned from Chicago Public Schools
The Chicago Herald
August 22, 2021
CHICAGO. Bombur the Dwarf has caused a big uproar in Chicago Public Schools.
Bombur is the creation of JRR Tolkien in his children's book, The Hobbit. He is one of the 13 dwarves who go on a quest with hobbit Bilbo to
Gandalf the Grey or Gandalf the Gay?
Ivy Tower News
August 4, 2021
BOSTON. Tolkien was a devout Catholic like President Biden. And like President Biden, he embraced homosexuality.
“It's pretty clear Gandalf was homosexual,” says Leonard Chadwick, Professor of Multicultural Studies at Enormous State University and noted Tolkien scholar. “Advances in Gay Studies, especially