Stories like these always remind me of Eddie Murphy's routine about Mehmet Ali Agca riding the Hell Express: "And they shot the Pope. I mean, who would shoot the Pope? What's your intention in shooting the Pope unless you're saying, 'Look, I want to go to hell and I don't want to stand in line?' I mean, whoever shot the Pope, they'll say to him, 'You shot the Pope? Get in the express line, [expletive].'"
