Eric Scheske

A Sad Day Here's the Papal procedure [http://www.popechart.com/Papal%20Election.htm], if the Holy Father passes.

Who Black-Blogged the Minorities? Studies show that the blogosphere is dominated by white males, and not dead ones, either. A few activist types are appalled and they're challenging bloggers to do something about it. One woman wants other bloggers to find ten female non-white bloggers and

Fast Lane Jane Hanoi Jane engaged in untoward acts with her first husband and prostitutes. LINK [http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/295371p-252841c.html]. We saw this story a few weeks ago, but Fonda denied it. Now she's apparently admitting it. Don't tell us

Now There's a Reason for Her to Beer Me If one married person is happy, the other tends to be. But that's not necessarily the case with couples that are merely shacking up. LINK [http://channels.netscape.com/ns/love/package.jsp?name=fte/maritalsecret/maritalsecret]

No Ho? There are no black holes, at least according to one scientist [http://www.nature.com/news/2005/050328/full/050328-8.html]. The way black holes have always been presented to us, we thought their existence was indisputable. Will it turn out to be a laugher, like so

Funniest Quote We Found This Morning "I think there are some people in the audience who meant to be at the sexual reorientation class down the hall." Ann Coulter, responding to liberal hecklers during a speech at Kansas University (the UC Berkeley of the Midwest). LINK [http://www.

Ho On a Minute! Freedom of expression, freedom to be hypersensitive, and political correctness crash in the Northleft [http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002225807_tshirt31m.html]: "When Snohomish High senior Justin Patrick wore a T-shirt to school last month with the lettering 'SNOHOS' across the

Binge Drinking Almost one-quarter of Americans reported binge drinking in the last month, according to the U.S. Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration. Amazing number? Not quite. The Administration defines "binge drinking" as having five or more drinks on the same occasion. Criminy. By that

Friday's Brews You Can Use From Hail the Ale [http://www.hailtheale.com/blog]: "For those who drink less discerning beers, there is a new movement afoot to rid the nasty aftertaste of your Bud or Miller. InBev will be distributing Brahma, a Brazilian beer that will

The Successor John Paul II has received last rites. Who will be the successor? We've heard three theories: 1. The next Pope will be malevolent and cause great harm to the Church. This is an unacknowledged prophecy from at least one purported mystic. 2. The next Pope is