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Patronize the Stores that Make You Nauseous?

And we thought pop-up ads were annoying. From today's LA Times:

“Forget television and radio spots, print ads and those pesky Internet pop-ups. The latest in advertising is right under – or in this case over – your nose. Meet the human billboard.

"Last month, Andrew Fischer, 20, of Omaha offered primo ad space on EBay – his forehead. The winner would design a temporary tattoo to be branded onto Fischer's brow for all to see for a month's time.

"'As I go around town doing my thing ”¦ your domain name will be plastered smack dab on my 'noggin,' Fischer said in his EBay listing, dubbing himself 'average Joe.'

"The winner of Fischer's forehead, Westlake-based SnoreStop, which manufactures snoring remedies, couldn't be more excited about the advertising opportunity.

"'I saw him on 'Good Morning America' and then, bam! I said, I need to have that guy,' SnoreStop Chief Executive Christian de Revel said. Revel forked over $37,375 to Fischer for him to sport the big red letters of the SnoreStop logo on his forehead . . .

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"Fischer is one of a growing number of people around the country and in Canada who are offering temporary or permanent advertising space anywhere on their bodies for the right price.”

So when will we start to see swimsuit models with ads on their breasts? Sex and money go together like bees and honey. We give it three months.

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