Get Ready to Re-Write History
The Don is declassifying. The Elon is dismantling. The Establishment is defecating.
Can America handle the truth?
We think we’re going to learn who shot JFK, but we better be prepared to learn that Oswald shot from the jealous apex of an Oswald-JFK-Marilyn Monroe love triangle. And Marilyn was a dude.
We think we’re going to learn details about MKUltra’s acidification of America. Are we prepared to learn that Carter-Reagan-Bush suppressed studies of LSD’s beneficial health effects because they patronized the same midget-whores-only brothel and the brothel’s owner, Pfizer, took secret pics?
The Trump team is opening the doors and windows. It’s letting in light and fresh air.
Goblins are gonna tear out of that dank tower like a clown car of meth-addled circus performers.
It’ll shake faith in the Establishment, which is a good thing.
It’ll shake faith in historical narratives, which is also a good thing.
History is less reliable than Wifi at the moment you really need it. In fact, it’s inherently unreliable. If you think you have a grip on history, you’re more naïve than a freshman asking out the smokin’ hot homecoming queen.
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