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Eric Scheske

The Little Arts are Where It's At: Five Ways to be a Good Host

It's the holiday season. You're probably gonna haffta host something. Here are five tips (yeah, I know I list six, but one of them is so stupid, I only include it because the source material does; plus, it provided me with the funniest parenthetical in the piece)

The Retro "Scrolling" Blog

Click once and scroll.

Prague Diocese Teams Up with Kraft Foods

Silicon Valley and the Nazi

These rump rangers of the left hemisphere are riding rough over the right hemisphere. So did the Nazis. Cooperation with AI is gnostic complicity.

Black Wednesday Arrives

I haven't missed it since turning 21. Even in 2020 when the bars were shut down, I opened a bar in my basement, complete with lots of hand sanitizer and two air purifiers. Funny, not too many people came, but those who did, got great burgers from a local bar that needed the business.

A Shout-Out to the Public Libraries

Note to reader: This piece isn't as lame as the title implies.

Hey, Z: Stick that Life-Work Balance Up Your Down-Under

Take the Auschwitz Option.

Shocker, Shocker: Foreigners Steal from the United States

Maybe if we didn't steal from the world's poor, the world's poor wouldn't migrate here and steal from us.

All Alcohol is Bad for You, Until It's Not

Scientists can't draw a circle any better than a retard using his left hand. In fact, they're worse at it. He can at least make curves. Scientists? Their only tool is the straight line.

Mark Epstein, Diehard Democrat, Says the Administration is Scrubbing the Files to Protect Republicans

Mark isn't credible but the allegation is. After all, we found out about MK Ultra's Operation Midnight Climax and a similar operation in Greenwich Village only because of a filing error that made the CIA miss 16,000 pages of files when it tried to shred all the evidence