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Ceiling. TrastevereSpecial BYCU, Black Wednesday, edition coming tomorrow. As of this writing, I don’t know what I’ll drink about, but I’m sure something will come to me.

Ceiling. TrastevereMessage to Englanders: Start pumping out boys! It’s like London is the opposite of Beijing. Little girls everywhere, nary a boy to be found. Marie, who is drawn to little kids like Bill CosbyClinton to weak women, noticed it first, estimating that at least 70% of kids under age 10 were female. Given the abortion culture that is Europe, I’m assuming women are aborting their baby boys, but why? The only explanation I can come up with: British men are less-endowed, so the Thing isn’t showing up in the ultrasound, making women think they’re carrying a girl and aborting it. It’s just a theory, of course. It could also simply be a function of the male-hate culture that is also Europe.

Ceiling. TrastevereMy apologies if that last ramble was inappropriate. I’ve been listening to too much Gavin McInnes lately. Man, that dude is funny. Highly (highly, &*!*ing highly, inappropriate) but funny. I’d pay money to sit at a table and drink beer with him and John Zmirak. They are hands-down the two funniest Catholics out there. I like Jim Gaffigan, but he doesn’t crack me up like those guys do. The difference between Zmirak and McInnes is that Zmirak is a humorous Catholic, whereas McInnes is a humorous dude who is Catholic. You can discern McInnes’ new-found Catholic faith in his humor and viewpoints, but it’s not easy. It’s kinda like seeing through a glass darkly . . . because the glass is covered with profanities and sexual references.

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