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The Week in Review

Carlson's Ten Points

The Bogus Teetotalling Movement is About to Get Turbo-Charged

Big Pharma is Going Psychedelic

The Week in Review

A Unicorn on the Left, the Continuing Silo Tribes, Hudge and Gudge's Increasingly Fierce Copulation

Marijuana is Number One

America's newest teetotalling movement is like a guy who claims he practices abstinence because he only masturbates. (Blog post)

The Week

On Not Crapping Oneself, Gay Cruises, and the Contracepting of the West

Substack Has Installed AI-Detection

For articles published after 11:30 AM on July 21, 2026, readers can click a button and scan it for AI-generated text.

Why Political People Tend to be Intensely Unpleasant

Here's one reason. The other reasons are Legion.

The Left Hemisphere Makes You Afraid

Essay