Join Me As We Drink Like Pansies

The gin and tonic is surging in the United States. That's great, but the reasons for its surge are emasculating.

The Conservative Civil War is Disconcerting

But they still have a common and enormous enemy that ain't goin' away soon. That should keep 'em together for awhile

Mal- Dis- Mis- I'll Take It All

I'll play with the bots and kneel before my algolords. In the big picture, they provide the clearest picture.

The Silicon Valley Overlords are Jumping the Rationalist Shark

They're invoking other forms of intelligence and praying more ardently than a peasant woman who's just seen a ghost. We need a wit like Rabelais to strike them down . . . and quickly.

Give Me Waymo or Give Me . . .

Nah, just gimme Waymo

How to Drink Like an Occultist

Add lavender, pineapple Gomme, Rihei ginger Schochu, and cacao; congratulate yourself for having such a fine set of taste buds; then sip like the submissive homosexual you are.

Why Aren't the Neocons Pitbulling Over Venezuela?

Plus Jonah Goldberg's wrongheaded criticism of Albert Jay Nock

The Somalis are Raping the Norwegians

And the Norwegians say, "Geef MEE som moor"

Prima Nocta Is Medieval Myth but Modern Overlords Aren't

From OneDrive to the Epstein files, they just keep sticking It in our face