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Tinsel Chimps

It's common knowledge that monkeys engage in sodomy. It used to be one of the gay quarter's favorite arguments: "It's so natural, monkeys do it!" They also hit each other over the head with rocks, but no matter. Assuming chimps follow the same sex patterns as monkey, we would have thought chimps got along great in Hollywood, but apparently they get used and discarded after just a few years. Hollywood doesn't take care of their own. LINK

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