Hide Your Goat

More and more of these stories are coming, and we still have seven weeks to go:

With June 6, 2006, rapidly approaching, authorities in Colorado and elsewhere are carefully watching to see if that date - 6/6/06 - spurs demonstrations or violent activity.

The prospect of violent activity might be worrisome, but demonstrations? Maybe the writer was working off a template about immigration May Day and forgot to remove the word. It's hard to imagine the type of protesters that would gather on June 6. Would they also be boycotting, with the result that Anton LaVey's followers wouldn't go to Mass? Would they be waiving red and black flags? Lopping of goat heads and throwing them down the street?

Man, I'm glad I don't live in a heavily-Satanic area of the country.