Okay, you want a killer drink? This is it: The Holiday Elf.
Ingredients: One part Midori Melon Liqueur, one part Blue Curacao, one part Spiced Rum, one part Coconut Rum, two parts lemon/lime juice, two parts simple syrup, two parts pineapple juice.
Process: Mix 'em all together and shake well. Pour over an ice-filled glass. Drink.
That's it. There are a lot of ingredients, and squeezing the lemons and limes is a pain, but it's an easy drink . . . and ridiculously delicious. Caution: somewhat strong, very fattening. If you drink a lot of these, you'll look more like Santa than an elf . . . and you'll walk more like a 12-month-old than an adult.