State Agricultural Dysfunction that Would Make Stalin Blush
News Flash: Utah Isn't One of the Drunkest States in America
The Entire Upper-Midwest Is: Minnesota, Dakotas, Iowa, Wisconsin (Which Is Number One)
It reminds me of this explanation of why college football bowl committees often snub Brigham Young University: "The Mormons come into town with the Ten Commandments in one hand and a hundred dollar bill in the other. And they leave without breaking either of them."