> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://thedailyeudemon.com/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # The Week in Review: Genital Clamp Edition - URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/the-week-in-review-genital-clamp-edition/ - Published: 2026-08-22T19:38:59.000Z - Updated: 2026-08-22T20:56:32.000Z - Author: Eric Scheske I'd catalogue the enormous time grenades that have been launched into my life over the past three weeks, but that'd be like throwing you, dear reader, in the path of the shrapnel. I asked Perplexity AI if I was "losing it" this week because I was dragging and depressed and despairing. It told me my reaction to such a heavy load of social and family commitments on top of a full-time job is normal and I'd be fine as long as I blocked off a week or two to decompress and didn't start entertaining thoughts of self-harm. *"Start"* entertaining thoughts of self-harm? Dude, that train left the station a long time ago, before the days when Tucker Carlson and Hunter Biden were great friends. Heck, I would've mutilated myself by now, except I didn't want all the hospital visitors. SPONSORED [![CTA Image](https://storage.ghost.io/c/ea/fd/eafdb338-c9b6-4f87-8363-78ab94cc3a18/content/images/2026/08/The-Daily-Eudemon-Avatar-7.5.26.png)](https://t.me/thedailyeudemon?ref=thedailyeudemon.com) The Daily Eudemon has a Telegram channel. It's not the greatest thing of all time, but it doesn't suck either. If you enjoy TDE's "Best of the Week's Digitalia," you can get sneak previews here. [TDE at Telegram ](https://t.me/thedailyeudemon?ref=thedailyeudemon.com) As of yesterday, I knew it'd be difficult to get this column done, but I was hoping my mainstay, Nellie Bowles, would bail me out with good script. Her [**T.G.I.F.**](https://www.thefp.com/w/nellie-bowles?hide%5Fintro%5Fpopup=true&ref=thedailyeudemon.com) has become my favorite weekly column. Alas, she played to her leftist side and all its technocratic eugenical proclivities. There were far too many distractions for me to get into it: references to her "wife," praising AOC for freezing her eggs, defending data centers. Don't get me wrong, it was still a good column and filled with the stuff sane people appreciate--mocking Cambridge, Amnesty International, and other bastions of idiocy; marveling at Lenin's DSA; giving the pandemic response yet another well-deserved kick (to wit, on an average day, 10% of young adults have zero in-person contact . . . the figure used to be under 4%); smirking at Karen Bass, LA, pretty much everything that is California today. But on the Bowles' scale, it was mediocre, and I'm out of time to get this column posted. So I'll wrap up this Genital Clamp edition with digitalia: ## Best of The Week's Digitalia ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/ea/fd/eafdb338-c9b6-4f87-8363-78ab94cc3a18/content/images/2026/08/image-8.png) --- ## Middle Earth Goes Disco [https://www.instagram.com/reel/Db8w-TCKGpZ/](https://www.instagram.com/reel/Db8w-TCKGpZ/?ref=thedailyeudemon.com) --- TIL: The University of Wisconsin in 2001 photoshopped a black guy into their student section so they could use it for a college catalog. (Not verified, but I trust the source.) ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/ea/fd/eafdb338-c9b6-4f87-8363-78ab94cc3a18/content/images/2026/08/image-9.png) --- ## Online Pundits are Calling This Woman "Hijabba the Hutt" [Woman’s alleged ISIS radicalization unfolded online before Capitol bomb plot: court docsJessica Bowie allegedly scouted the New York state Capitol five times and bought bomb-making materials before FBI informants helped end her plot.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/ea/fd/eafdb338-c9b6-4f87-8363-78ab94cc3a18/content/images/icon/favicon-ee7d8c44-9c95-4de4-9205-120c9ce7f8d4.ico)Yahoo NewsMichael Ruiz![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/ea/fd/eafdb338-c9b6-4f87-8363-78ab94cc3a18/content/images/thumbnail/https-3A-2F-2Fmedia.zenfs.com-2Fen-2Ffox_news_text_979-2F038d2800aad4ac43b77cc9f5268969a8-a8484a83-ad23-4072-a694-b3819389a0ee.jpg)](https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/woman-alleged-isis-radicalization-unfolded-100007591.html?guccounter=1&ref=thedailyeudemon.com) [What we know about suspected Capital bomber, Jessica Bowie(ALBANY, NY) -- What we know about suspected New York state Capital bomber, Jessica Bowie![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/ea/fd/eafdb338-c9b6-4f87-8363-78ab94cc3a18/content/images/icon/favicon-32x32-b6177137-cb3d-4713-b5db-6505c91ba2cc.png)WRGBTom Bosco![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/ea/fd/eafdb338-c9b6-4f87-8363-78ab94cc3a18/content/images/thumbnail/7125913c-1502-400a-9898-ff3ab9ee67bd-Screenshot20260821163515-9da3232b-f412-4ae6-889d-f60ff93ceca3.png)](https://cbs6albany.com/news/local/what-we-know-about-suspected-capital-bomber-jessica-bowie?ref=thedailyeudemon.com) ## Sign up for The Daily Eudemon Essays for the restless mind in a crumbling age Subscribe Email sent! Check your inbox to complete your signup. No spam. Unsubscribe anytime.