The Somalis are Raping the Norwegians

And the Norwegians say, "Geef MEE som moor"

Somali nonprofits billed Medicaid for 90 million children's meals during the COVID era. Minnesota's total population is 5.7 million.

Somalis are seven times more likely to have autism than the average Minnesotan. Coincidentally, St. Paul funnels cash to nonprofits that treat autism like Tony Montana funneled cocaine up his nose.

The Democratic-Farmer-Labor Party has won every state-wide election since 2006. I'm not saying Minnesota is as blue as California, but frick, blue isn't as blue as California.

There are only about 65,000 Somalis in Minnesota, which means they only account for about 200,000 votes in the average election, but their party of choice, the DFL, keeps rolling.

Norwegians, to the best of my knowledge, aren't retarded, even if they sound like it when they talk. But they keep voting for the DFL, the party that holds the reins of power in a one-party state that's more corrupt than Tammany Hall on election day.

Why?

I can't speak for what put the DFL into perma-frost control starting way back in 2006, but at this point, it looks like there's a massive network of nonprofits (the federal NGO parallel) that receives massive amounts of money from the state government, which then sends massive amounts to the corporate media in ad revenue to promote DFL candidates.

But what shit-for-brains Norwegian lets an ad campaign sway his vote to the DFL when it's obvious the DFL is destroying the state?

That's what I don't understand.

Well, actually, I think I do.

Democracy is the political form of Protestantism. It's based on the notion that each individual knows jack-shit about anything.

In reality, each individual doesn't even know his own heart, and his brain has more forms of cognitive bias than a Tijuana whorehouse has strains of gonorrhea.

When the average person casts a vote, he implicitly asserts that he knows something. His knowledge is more flawed than Sybil's on PCP, but he doesn't know that. The mere fact that he's holding a ballot in his hand tells him just the opposite: "You know what you're doing! Be the f'ing man and vote DFL!"

So the shit-for-brains Norwegian keeps voting to get raped by the Somalis because the DFL's mass marketing tells him the discomfort he's feeling is just his own case of hemorrhoids sprouting from his bigoted racism and xenophobia. No one wants to feel that way about himself, so he votes accordingly.

Minnesota, of course, is just a laboratory experiment in democracy. I'm not saying we need to jettison democracy. I am saying we should trust it about as far as we can throw a reality TV fat guy. After all, we can't even trust ourselves. How are we to trust the system put in place by ourselves?

We can't.

Which is why there shouldn't be a system in the first place, or at least a really, really freakin' small one.

The Shame of Our Cities | Armin Rosen
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