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> Gasoline sniffer Brian Taylor, 36, was sentenced to three months in jail in March for violating a UK ''anti-social behavior order'' by loitering around the pumps at a gas station in Middlesbrough, England. . . Taylor often dangerously reeks of gasoline fumes and is sometimes aggressive in

Interesting mini-essay at Lew Rockwell this weekend. Link [http://www.lewrockwell.com/bonner/bonner93.html]. Excerpt: > "What no one expected," said a colleague the other day, "was the way capitalism and communism get along in the modern world." > People thought the two ideas were

A woman stole money from union coffers to meet expenses. At the time, she purchased twelve tickets to Green Bay Packers games for the upcoming season (for those unacquainted with Packer-mania, tickets are very difficult to get and pricey). The judge asked her if she still had the tickets. She

> David Parker, 42, confronted officials at Joseph Estabrook School in Lexington, Mass., Wednesday after his [six-year-old] son brought home a copy of "Who's in a Family,'' a storybook that includes characters who are homosexual parents, the Boston Herald reported. > According to the report,

> On a farm about six miles outside this gambling town, Jason Chamberlain looks over a flock of about 50 smelly sheep, many of them possessing partially human livers, hearts, brains and other organs. > The University of Nevada-Reno researcher talks matter-of-factly about his plans to euthanize one of the

The Georgia woman just got cold feet. Link [http://apnews.myway.com/article/20050430/D89PNBKO0.html]. Fourteen bridesmaids and fourteen groomsmen and 600 guests. Maybe the bride got so caught up in the planning that she forgot about the marriage itself. One thing is for sure: She likes to think

Well, we lied. We weren't agents for the Vatican yesterday. We were at a seminar in Kalamazoo. A spawn-of-Satan boring seminar. One presenter was almost a caricature of poor speaking. She spent the first five minutes reminiscing about her early years and making inside jokes with fellow-panelists, and

We'll live forever and be smart! > It's the news drinkers have waited years to hear - alcohol consumption is good for your brain. > A pint of beer or a glass of wine triggers the growth of new brain cells and boosts memory, scientists say.

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"New Zealand cinema owners said Friday they may use mobile phone jamming technology to stop mid-movie calls and text messaging in the hopes of preventing disruptions and conflicts between patrons." Link [http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2005/04/29/1018382.html]. Some churches may want this technology