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> Maury Povich was my neighbor, and he and his wife, Connie Chung, are two of the nicest people you'd ever want to meet. I saw his show just a couple of days ago, and it was all paternity tests and lie-detector tests, all stuff that I pioneered,

> A fight between an elderly woman and a Cambodian Buddhist monk over an allegedly magic turtle required the reptile to be rescued and landed the monk in court on charges of impersonating a god, police said on Thursday. Link [http://www.mg.co.za/articlepage.aspx?area=/breaking_news/

> A subway pervert was caught in a flash yesterday by feisty Catholic schoolgirls armed with a cell phone camera in Queens, cops and witnesses said. > The suspect sicko flashed the teens twice last week as they rode the F train toward their high school in Jamaica Estates. >

"Scientists in Israel have developed a libido meter which measures a person's sexual desire. Is this new? Don't guys already come with a libido meter?" Leno on the Cosmetic Culture: "Ed Schantz, the man who invented Botox, passed away this week at the

We posted the ACLU's defense of NAMBLA's child-sex agenda, and now this blurb about the ACLU defending the right to drug children with methamphetamine. Maybe the ACLU is just pro-child torture. > "Michelle Ann Foust, 31, was jailed last Wednesday when a urine sample allegedly

Guess this has been circulating for awhile, but we hadn't seen it, so we're guessing a few of our readers haven't either:

Why is the ACLU constantly on the twisted and lurid side? It has nothing to do with liberty, and everything to do with a warped ideology. > On October 1, 1997, two men lured [ten-year-old Jeffrey] Curley into a car in Boston, and, when Jeffrey fought their sexual advances, he

Hoover Institute Fellow Mary Eberstadt on parents and their teenagers: > It seems that having a warm adult body on the premises is good for two reasons: It exerts a chilling effect on certain perennial temptations; and it just plain makes most kids happy to be around their family routinely

Don't know how we missed this story from earlier this year: > The Pentagon considered developing a host of non-lethal chemical weapons that would disrupt discipline and morale among enemy troops, newly declassified documents reveal. > Most bizarre among the plans was one for the development of an

The "notoriously unkempt World Series champions [Boston Red Sox] began spring training with makeovers from the cast of the TV show Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. The episode airs [June 7th]." The Atlantic, June 2005, p. 13.