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We don't care for Billy Crystal, but we agree with his small outburst at people who bring their cellphones to the theater. Link [http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/crystal%20upset%20by%20cellphones] . Why can't people go anywhere without having their phone? It, quite

Science continues to narrow the lead against antiquity: > [Researchers found] that male undergraduates were fare more likely to consider women attractive if they had just been exposed to alcohol-related words like "keg," "drunk," wasted," and "booze." What's more, the men

A father goes to court, arguing that his four-year old boy has a constitutional right to use peyote because the hallucinogen plays a part in the father's Native American religion. Anne Zapf, whose husband runs a peyote church in Arizona, said “I'm not even into handing

Well, we're back and at full force. Eric's trip to Nigeria went well. It was actually another trip to the hospital, this time for a scope down the throat and into the stomach. It's a fairly simple procedure, but there was a small scare

We haven't followed this issue so we're treading carefully, but this sounds a little bit like conscription: > The U.S. military has the right to keep soldiers in the service beyond their original contracted time by issuing so-called emergency stop-loss orders, a U.S. appeals

"Well, we're all cousins. That's what I believe. Because we're children/of Adam and Eve." Elvis > A gay marriage-style argument is now being used to peel back prohibitions on incestuous marriage. Steve Chapman, of the Chicago Tribune editorial board, has endorsed

> U.S. Border Patrol agents have been ordered not to arrest illegal aliens along the section of the Arizona border where protesters patrolled last month because an increase in apprehensions there would prove the effectiveness of Minuteman volunteers, The Washington Times has learned. > More than a dozen agents,

Camera that looks like a Zippo. Not sure why anyone would need one, but why does anyone need 3/4s of the stuff we purchase?

Connecticut executed serial rapist/killer Michael Ross this morning. Opponents of the death penalty and family tried to stop the execution, but Ross didn't want them to: > Last fall, Ross announced he was abandoning all remaining appeals, which could have kept him alive for many years, because

A man does a stand-up routine on public access cable revolving around his penis. He is successfully prosecuted. Good things happen sometimes. Score one for the sane First Amendment folk. Link [http://www.freep.com/news/mich/naughty12e_20050512.htm]. > A penis that tells jokes on late night public