It's Gotta be a Joke. Please Tell Us It's a Joke
A group that calls itself United Confederacy Against WWW (World Wide Web) has
started a petition to shut down the Internet. Link
[http://www.petitiononline.com/UCAWWW/petition.html]. Entire petition:
> We, the members of UCAWWW, petition that the Internet (World Wide Web) creates
nothing but harm in society