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Issue XXX The title of this Weekly Features Post is sure to attract some shady types: XXX. Boy, will the porners be disappointed. Stoic's Porch "Rehearse death." Seneca More Anonymous Existentialist Ramblings Although Jack Kerouac never completely deserted his native Roman Catholicism, he was infatuated with

We stopped bidding when they refused to throw-in the clothes line and NASCAR memorabilia: > A 40-acre estate in the Hamptons - the Long Island summer retreat of New York's rich and famous, has been sold for $US90 million, a new US record for a residential property. . . >

Houston denies them library privilges (link [https://thedailyeudemon.com/800/]), Vancouver takes away their bathrooms (link [https://thedailyeudemon.com/1312/]), Massachusetts throws them away (link [https://thedailyeudemon.com/1434/]), and now Alaska is taking away their meat. > A Juneau homeless shelter has stopped serving donated bear meat after learning

Ford has come up with an idea that makes outdoor ads more palatable: > Ford has erected a "living billboard" in Dundas Square, Toronto to promote its Escape Hybrid. With the headline, "Makes everything a little greener," the board contains 900 real plants, kept alive by

. . . why not the beach, too? > The once quaint, red-lettered banner dragged behind a small bi-plane has increasingly given way to gigantic sky banners, sailboats equipped with logo-emblazoned sails, grooming equipment that paves the beach with logos in the sand, logoed umbrellas, handouts, beach chairs, towels and flip-flops. Tantalized with

This trend has gotta stop before we all go blind: > Entering the final leg of a $4 million building fund drive, Dietert Senior Center leaders are considering a non-traditional way to raise cash: a naked-biker calendar. > A graying local cyclist proposed the risqué revue to close the $1

> She was a glamour girl in a Bond movie and the maverick Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman , renowned for her ladylike image on screen. > Now, at the ripe old age of 54, actor Jane Seymour dared to go topless on screen for the first time. Link [http://dailytelegraph.news.

I'll bring the Cialis, you bring the grapefruit, and we'll meet in the back of a car: > A study of smells shows that the scent of grapefruit on women make them seem younger to men - about six years younger > However, a grapefruit fragrance

> Indiana may soon begin hiring men in dresses in order to satisfy the governor's affirmative action plan. That's a possibility because of an April 26, 2005, policy statement issued by Republican Gov. Mitchell E. Daniels Jr. > After listing categories now covered by anti-discrimination law,

A columnist fiercely opposed to divorce gets divorced. Funny? Could be. But this appears to be a case of spousal abandonment. Contrary to what people want to believe, divorce is not always a two-way street. Too frequently, it's just one self-obsessed individual causing all the problems. This columnist