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If this were happening in America, we'd be required to create units to monitor Christians, Hindus, Buddhists, and Druids, too. You know, to make sure the Muslims don't get their feelings hurt: > Special intelligence units are being planned across Britain to monitor Muslims so the

We ran across this blurb about an odd billboard in Japan. We're not sure what to think: > It appears that some advertising company was asked by a Tokyo distributor to do a special ad for Christmas for the Passion of the Christ DVD. Apparently nobody who was

Finally, a Weekly Features Post. For awhile, we thought we'd have to rename it the "Monthly Features Post." It's been a hectic summer. Even this WFP is being written after ninety minutes of pulling up prickly weeds that were nearly six feet tall. The

"Now I just publish Kabbala musings under my name even though somebody else wrote them. I'm a deeply spiritual person, but I still don't understand commas." > In the August issue of Vogue magazine, Madonna is featured in a lengthy interview and a photo

> The heat wave in the Southwest is breaking record high temperatures across the region. In Las Vegas, Nevada, a new record high was set Monday when the mercury topped out at 116 degrees. It may not be out of the woods. Temperatures through Tuesday are expected to near the

We now accept and publish letters to the editor. See the link on the left. We won't respond to the letters, primarily because we don't want to be in a position where we spend a lot of time every day jousting with mean-spirited folks. We'

> Police in India's eastern state of Orissa rounded up about 200 people watching a porn movie in a cinema hall and made them do 10 sit-ups in public as punishment, a report said today. > Parents of teenagers under 17 caught in the net were ordered to

Eric Scheske loves a good nap. He even has a recliner office chair, which he uses for slumber two or three times a week while at work (with door shut, lights off, Do Not Disturb light on, and strict instructions to the staff that he is not to be disturbed,

A news item worthy of The Onion. Link [http://news.scotsman.com/scotland.cfm?id=1643022005]. Excerpt: > Children under five are to be schooled in the dangers of drugs in a bid to "drug-proof" Scotland's youngest generation, The Scotsman can reveal. > Infants will be

We'd rather try to seduce Rosie O'Donnell than apologize to Boston: > Angry sex abuse victims and Democrats are demanding that U.S. Sen. Rick Santorum apologize for three-year-old "insensitive" and "self-serving" remarks that blamed Boston's liberal cultural, political and