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Something for Sunday Morning

> The Christian will try to acquire each of the virtues that are ideally situated to battle the seven cardinal sins. He will cultivate temperance to squelch gluttony. He will solicit an attitude of chastity to fight lust; generosity to fight avarice; meekness to fight anger; charity to fight envy;

Lonely French Farmers

Why does it have to be lace? Oh yeah, it's the French: > Watch out, Victoria's Secret -- a French artist has designed lingerie for cows. > Florence Lukas designed the bovine clothing. > However, the cow bras have a serious purpose. > They offer support

The Weekend Eudemon

Another Saturday am. Another bout with grogginess. It was a rough week at the office for Eric Scheske, so he concluded it at the Elks Club, starting at 5:01, overlooking pretty Lake Omena (f/k/a Crotch Lake--no joke) and drinking tall 22-ouncers with his father and a few

Until Whenever

> [Wedding] vows like "For as long as we continue to love each other," "For as long as our love shall last" and "Until our time together is over" are increasingly replacing the traditional to-the-grave vow – a switch that some call realistic and others

'bout Time

> Mainstream Hollywood, after decades of ignoring the pious - or occasionally defying them with the likes of Martin Scorsese's revisionist "Last Temptation of Christ" and Kevin Smith's profane parody "Dogma" - is adjusting to what it perceives to be a rising

Brews You Can Use III

From Leno: > According to a recent Gallup Poll, 39% of people say they prefer to drink wine, 36% say they prefer beer and 21% say they prefer hard liquor. Here's the sad part... This is a poll conducted among airline pilots!

In the Name of Freedom . . .

. . . let us disrupt your home life: > Telemarketing groups are quietly mounting a campaign that would open the door to a floodgate of new calls, [the Electronic Privacy Information Center] says, pointing to a series of requests filed with the FCC, essentially asking the agency to invalidate state laws regulating

Along with Deferred Looks

> The word "fail" should be banned from use in British classrooms and replaced with the phrase "deferred success" to avoid demoralizing pupils, a group of teachers has proposed. > Members of the Professional Association of Teachers (PAT) argue that telling pupils they have failed can

More Discrimination Against the Homeless

Houston denies them library privilges (link [https://thedailyeudemon.com/800/]), Vancouver takes away their bathrooms (link [https://thedailyeudemon.com/1312/]), Massachusetts throws them away (link [https://thedailyeudemon.com/1434/]), Alaska takes away their meat (link [https://thedailyeudemon.com/1456/]), and now NYC won't let them copulate: > Meet

You Can Murder Her, But Don't Get Her Drunk

> A pregnant Oklahoma woman who split a case of beer with her boyfriend shortly before giving birth last month is facing felony child neglect charges. Melissa Irene Tanner, a 37-year-old mother of seven, had a blood alcohol content nearly four times the state's .08 limit, according to