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> Three Boulder County children split more than $98,000 after finding the cash in a field last February and turning it in. > Sheriff's deputies examine at least $80,000 in deteriorated bills found by children in Boulder County. > The children were walking through a field

Two good lines Eric heard at the drinking club tonight: 1. "My marriage is on the rocks. Which is better than taking it straight, I guess." 2. In reference to the gas prices: "Keep 'em coming. I can't afford to drive home tonight."

> As I'm sure you know, a number of Middle Eastern leaders have now come forward to say they are opposed to terrorism. Do you get the feeling they're not that sincere? It's kind of like those public service announcements when rock stars say,

But in Canada, can you be prosecuted for voting "yes" in such a survey, if you cite Canada's homosexual agenda as a reason? That's kinda hateful, isn't it? > More than one-third of western Canadians surveyed this summer thought it was time

> Meet the Vegan Vixens, a group of scantily clad California models and actors who have joined forces to titillate, tantalise and ultimately transform the beef-loving American male and his traditional dependence on a diet of burgers, steaks and ribs. > After years of listening to somnolent vegetarians drearily denouncing

You know, if you're going to be a twisted pervert, could you at least be a shadow of a man about it? As far as we're concerned, this is like suing a bartender for serving you too many drinks or, perhaps more apt, suing a baseball