Legolas Canceled for Misappropriating Dwarf Culture
The Rivendell Review
July 18, 1702 (Shire Reckoning)
RIVENDELL. Local playboy Legolas has been canceled.
“He's the worst of misappropriaters,” exclaimed Pat Curunir, President of the Anti-Misappropriation League. “When he's east of the Misty Mountains, he misappropriates dwarf culture by acting like he's the