Humor

. . . but we won't explain how: > An 80-year-old woman, who uses a walker and an oxygen tank, has been busted for running an escort service from her New Jersey apartment, state police said on Monday. Link [http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?storyID=8711797&type=entertainmentNews] .

They're 200 lives away from a shot at Moksha, but at least they're going to have legitimate relations: > Two giants toads were married in a traditional Hindu ceremony in eastern India at the weekend by villagers hoping to propitiate the rain gods and end a

> Sam Brown, 21, had staggered out of a bar in the early hours and came face-to-face with two mounted officers. > Sam, who is studying English at Oxford University, approached one of the cops and asked: “How do you feel about your horse being gay?” > He was taken

Mercy sakes alive, it looks like we got ourselves a . . . bottle full of urine. Link [http://msnbc.msn.com/id/7912464]. A few excerpts from an article about a problem that plagues roadways: Trucker bombs, plastic jugs full of urine tossed by truckers, who don't want to make

A former Seinfeld writer writes an open letter to the couple who talked throughout an entire movie, thus ruining the experience for everyone else. We're not sure why we're bringing it up here, but it did bring tears of support to our eyes. Link [http://www.