Humor

We're torn. On the one hand, we favor public humiliation of criminal offenders (assuming society recognizes any behavior that's shameful). On the other hand, we're fans of moderate outdoor urination: > Officials at the waterfall Vøringfossen, on the road between Bergen and Oslo,

> A Romanian man ended up in hospital after he tried to swing from tree to tree to escape his wife and go drinking. > Stefan Trisca, 66, had been locked in the bedroom by his wife who was fed up with him going drinking with his friends. Link [http:

Evidence, in the PETA world, that animals are people, too? > Animal experts in Croatia say a bear has learned how to trick people to let him in by knocking at the door. > They believe the 35-stone brown bear probably learned the trick while nudging a door to get

> Bobbing for pig feet, the mudpit belly-flop, the armpit serenade - they're all part of the Redneck Games [ http://redneckgames.tripod.com ], a series of good ole'ympic events for the ain't-so-athletic celebrating their 10th year in middle Georgia. > Started as a Southern-fried

For rock-n-roll fans out there with a penchant for things Jewish, you may want to check out Jews Rock [http://jewsrock.org/]. We can't say we're highly impressed with their assortment of Semitic rockers, though. One article refers to the "Holy Trinity of Brooklyn Rock&

We rarely offer straight jokes on this site, but this one cracked us up: Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, "Father, me dog is dead. Could ya&

> A woman shoplifter in Germany abandoned her three-month-old baby after being caught stealing from a supermarket, authorities said Friday. > "When the security man told the woman to enter his office so he could check her identification, the perpetrator took off, leaving behind the baby and the pram,

They're looking for a McDonald's worker with a bad disposition who spends a lot of time looking at his keys: > Penny Needham of Madison Twp. said she pulled up to the drive-through window of McDonald's on North Verity Parkway at 6:15 p.

> An 11-year-old Queens, N.Y., student and her family are demanding that 200 yearbooks be recalled because they are unhappy with the sixth-grader's unattractive photo. > Asheana Maihepat was out sick the day class photos were taken, so she had a make-up photo a month later. But