Good Oil
I was never a big fan of the WWJD bracelets, but I might get some of this:
> Introducing WWJD-40 an amazing product with a thousand and one uses. Jesus gave
Peter the power to bind and loose and wouldn't you just love to be able to bind
Wireless Security System
Received from a friend:
> How to install a wireless security system:
> Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big
pair. Put them outside your front door on top of
a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put
Crud
The Drudge headline said, "Work out with the most powerful woman in the world."
I clicked on it, expecting to see Jessica Alba again, or maybe Cindy
Margolis,but it's just a story [http://www.nbc4.com/health/7570624/detail.html]
about Condoleeza Rice.
I searched
I'd Rather be Dead
> An Iowa woman allegedly faked her own death to avoid paying parking tickets. . .
> She now faces up to five years in prison for fraud - instead of the $500 fine
she might have expected for failing to pay her parking tickets.
Link [http://www.ananova.com/news/story/
Misc. Leno
From last night:
> Today was the big final day of Mardi Gras. The drinking, the naked women, the
partying all night. Or as Bode Miller called it, "Olympic training”.
> President Bush is on his way to India. I guess he had to go. Apparently he lost
the
What To Do in a Terrorist Attack
One of the funnier things I've seen this year
[http://maybesomeday.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/Things_You_Should_Know.pdf#search='What%20to%20do%20in%20a%20terrorist%20attack']
. PG-13 and occasionally juvenile.
Misc. Leno
Did you hear about this? Miami Dolphins running back Ricky Williams may be
suspended for an entire year after he failed the drug test again. This is part
of the NFL's strict 300 strikes and you're out program.
The word from Fox News is that Prince
Brokeback Parodies
I watched a few of them. They're pretty funny, but not great. I'd give 'em a 6.
Link to Brokeback Parodies
[http://blogs.newsobserver.com/unclecrizzle/index.php?title=i_wish_i_knew_how_to_quit_these&more=1&c=1&tb=
The Textbook Stupid Criminal
A crime that people joke about actually happened:
> A cannabis smoker has been arrested after complaining to police that he was
sold
bad weed. [http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1728015.html]
More of Walker Percy's Cult of the Naughty Nice
> A fund-raiser hosted by a Brooklyn political leader this week caused red faces
when guests at the event in a Chinese restaurant cracked open fortune cookies
with X-rated messages.
"The insertions in some of the cookies were really triple-X, graphic sex, can't
be repeated," Brooklyn