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"It is the right hemisphere that understands the emotional or the humorous aspect of a narrative; it is also better able to appreciate irony and sarcasm – all that is not explicit but radically alters meaning. . . . There is a large literature showing that the right hemisphere is crucial for appreciation of cartoons, jokes and humour of every kind." Iain McGilchrist, The Matter with Things

I'll Take a Drumstick and Vermouth

From my backyard [http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/I/ICE_CREAM_DUI?SITE=NYNYD&SECTION=STRANGE&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2006-05-31-22-58-04] : > GOSHEN, Ind. (AP) -- Police say they found a nearly empty pint bottle of vodka between the front seats of an ice cream truck after

Saturday Humor

I don't normally post jokes to my site, but this email humor got me chuckling. Rapist Flees with Victim's Vehicle!

Misc. Leno

> With these gas prices I got smart. I'm driving the new Patrick Kennedy hybrid car. Have you seen this thing? It runs on sleeping pills and when you get on the highway it runs on alcohol. > A lot of people are very upset that Congressman Patrick

Leno on Gas Prices

California now has the most expensive gas prices. Gas is so expensive now that drivers are shooting themselves instead of each other. It's affecting a lot of people. You just wait for the Indy 200 at the end of the month.

Friday Humor

Some bad ones to use at the bar tonight: A man walks into a bar holding a slab of asphalt and says, "A beer please, and one for the road." A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "For you, no

You Want Embalming Fluid with That?

> [A] Domino's delivery man used a car to transport corpses to funeral parlors when he wasn't using the vehicle to bring pies and Cheesy Bread to pizza enthusiasts [http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0427061pizza1.html]. Also: That's one way to keep the recidivism

Naked Chimney Sweep

What was your first hint? > A man who spent five hours naked and stuck in the chimney of his stepmother's home was arrested on suspicion of being under the influence of drugs, police said [http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/04/24/D8H6L8TO0.html].

A Hobo Grill

Is that one of those fancy stainless steel ones?

Israeli Anti-Semites

If you missed this [http://service.spiegel.de/cache/international/0,1518,412390,00.html] last Friday: > Following the outrage over the Muhammad caricatures published in Western newspapers, Israeli artists staged a contest. They were looking for the best anti-Semitic cartoons. The results are in. There are some pretty

Babes without Teeth

NASCAR Extends Brand With Bikinis [http://www.adrants.com/2006/04/nascar-extends-brand-with-bikinis-clothin.php].