Misc. Leno
From last Friday's show:
> As I'm sure you've heard by now, the airlines are saying no more hair gels,
shampoo, makeup or hair sprays will be allowed in your carry-on bag. Who's
attacking us? Drag queens?
> They also said that
Great Quotes
Fr. Joe serves up an assortment of great quotes
[http://fatherjoe.wordpress.com/2006/08/21/humorous-quotes/], many of which I've
never seen before.
Leno on Paris
> Paris Hilton is now claiming she will remain celibate for 365 days. Oh, not in a
row”¦over the course of her lifetime.
Better Leave a Tip
> A bar in eastern China allows its customers to beat up the staff.
> The Rising Sun Anger Release Bar in Nanjing lets customers smash glasses and
even hit specially trained workers reports China Daily.
Link [http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1944174.html?menu=news.quirkies].
Kinda
Message in a Bottle
Ya gotta love the Internet. The amount of creativity it has uncorked amazes and
amuses me. Check out, for instance, this site:
> Oceangram is the internet version of sending a message in a bottle, you write
the message, seal it in a bottle, and send it off into the
Letterman on Supreme Court
A few of these slayed me:
> Letterman's Top Ten
Top Ten Signs The Supreme Court Doesn't Give A Damn
> 10.Opinion based on coin flip so they could make 2:40 showing of "Superman
Returns"
9.Tough to concentrate with Ruth Bader
New Element
I don't usually pass along humorous emails, but this one is clean and (to the
best of my knowledge) novel:
> New Element: Governmentium
> A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the
heaviest element yet known to science.
> The new element has been
I'll Take a Drumstick and Vermouth
From my backyard
[http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/I/ICE_CREAM_DUI?SITE=NYNYD&SECTION=STRANGE&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2006-05-31-22-58-04]
:
> GOSHEN, Ind. (AP) -- Police say they found a nearly empty pint bottle of vodka
between the front seats of an ice cream truck after
Saturday Humor
I don't normally post jokes to my site, but this email humor got me chuckling.
Rapist Flees with Victim's Vehicle!
Misc. Leno
> With these gas prices I got smart. I'm driving the new Patrick Kennedy hybrid
car. Have you seen this thing? It runs on sleeping pills and when you get on the
highway it runs on alcohol.
> A lot of people are very upset that Congressman Patrick