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Man, Leno was apparently on fire last night: > Did you see all those people protesting while President Bush was in Latin America? Bush hasn't had that many people shouting "Gringo go home!” since his last trip to L.A. > Thirty towns in Vermont have voted

Some good late night stuff this week: Leno How many people have been watching the Anna Nicole Smith legal proceedings? I would call it a circus, but I don't want to insult the good people at Ringling Brothers. There were so many witnesses at the Anna Nicole Smith

Quick, get me a head accident [http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,20867,20956526-23109,00.html]: "A devout Christian who said an accident at work boosted his libido and wrecked his marriage as he turned to prostitutes and pornography was awarded more than £3 million ($7.

Some good Steven Wright: All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. OK, so what's the speed of dark? How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? Support bacteria -

Mark Steyn's regular obituary column in the current issue of The Atlantic Monthly talks about Steve Irwin [http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/200611/crocodile-hunter]. It's a very nice tribute to the Aussie, notwithstanding this blurb that cracked me (caution: vulgar material coming up): > There was

I got up this morning with 45 minutes to surf the Internet and do some blogging. And what did I find? Nothing, unless you count this: Police "are hunting a man who stood on a conveyor belt and urinated on a till at a supermarket [http://www.ananova.com/

A clear case of discrimination against the disabled [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/09/05/nblind05.xml]: > A police officer described yesterday how he pulled over a motorist who was veering across the road and found that he had no eyes. > Omed