Stop with the "Healthy Drinking" Stories!
Haven't You Read GKC's "Omar and the Sacred Vine"
"Tequila is definitely the healthiest alternative. If you're going to have any type of alcohol consumption, you're better off having tequila." Mark Wahlberg.
"Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. Never drink when you are wretched without it, or you will be like the grey-faced gin-drinker in the slum; but drink when you would be happy without it, and you will be like the laughing peasant of Italy. Never drink because you need it, for this is rational drinking, and the way to death and hell. But drink because you do not need it, for this is irrational drinking, and the ancient health of the world." G.K. Chesterton, Heretics
"The dipsomaniac and the abstainer are not only both mistaken, but they both make the same mistake. They both regard wine as a drug and not as a drink." Kingsley Amis
Then Again, Too Much Drink Can Kill Ya. Sometimes, Real Fast
And Sometimes, Alcohol Can Save You from Dying
She was found after five days and immediately treated for dehydration. I'm guessing she was drinking Merlot. That stuff always dries me out.
Fever Tree is the Best. "Q" is Good if You Prefer Gin and Water. TDE Has No Opinion on the Other Three Listed Here, but if Any Scheske Kids are Looking for Father's Day Ideas . . .
Ah, Pearl Harbor is Now Officially Forgiven
The First Brand: "The Gardener Gin." Sign Me Up
It reminds me of trying to convince Marie that it's fun to have a few gin and tonics while gardening. She wasn't "havin' it."
No More Than 20%? Wow, I Have a Long Way to Go in My Efforts to Develop a Taste for the Stuff
It reminds me of the opening line from one of my favorite songs: