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Beer Goggles Make the Date Look Better. These Glasses Make You Look Better

“Say Goodbye To Awkward Dates”: GPT-4 Powered Smart Glasses Tell You What To Say
The monocle-like device can “clip onto any pair of glasses + has a camera, microphone, and high-res display.”

I'm Not Sure It Was the Drugs that Killed Elvis. I Have Little Doubt that the Men's Room Struggle that Ensued After Eating One of Those Sandwiches was the Immediate Cause

Elvis Whiskey Debuts New ‘Midnight Snack’ Flavored Whiskey Inspired by the King of Rock ‘N’ Roll’s Favorite Sandwich
Peanut Butter, Banana and Bacon-flavored Whiskey Hits Spirits Market MEMPHIS, Tenn., April 20, 2023 /PRNewswire/ -- Elvis Whiskey has launched a new peanut butter, banana and bacon-flavored whiskey, 'Midnight

St. All-Things Ukrainian Ships Its Holy Water West

Ukrainian vodka producers toast a rise in global sales
With Russian vodkas no longer on shelves around the world, Ukrainian brands have filled the gap.

Restaurant Owner Brands Itself as an Employer for Problem Children, and Then . . .

Waitress fired for ‘mixing own blood’ into cocktails
A Japanese cafe has given an employee the boot after accusing her of using her own blood in place of coloured syrup to make cocktails.

It Reminds me of Bill Burr's Bit about Adopting a Rescue Dog (NSFW)

This Ain't Gonna Help My Cholesterol Numbers

This Would Cause Me to Take the Pledge

Man Finds ‘Highly Venomous’ Snake Hiding in Beer Crate
The red-bellied black snake was nestled among the bottlenecks when snake catcher Ozzie Lawrence arrived on the scene in Queensland, Australia.

Great Gift for Your Middle School-Aged Daughter

The World’s First Wearable Gin Smells Like Honeydew, Forest, and Fresh-Cut Grass
Tamworth distilling created the scent which can be spritzed on your cocktail... or even yourself.

Wow. "Perfect" Here Means "Potent": 2:1 (or 3:1) Tonic to Gin Ratio. Fever Tree Tonic Comes in 6.8 Ounce Bottles (Resulting in a 4ish:1 Ratio)

How to Make the Perfect Gin and Tonic Every Time
The gin and tonic has a long history that dates back to the 19th century when quinine-based tonic water was combined with gin by British soldiers stationed in India. Then, quinine was widely used as a cure for malaria, a disease commonly transmitted by infected mosquitos. Mixing tonic with gin made…

Moderation in All Things, Especially Drink