Giving a Whole New Meaning to the "Rear Naked Choke"
And the "Reverse Mount," the "Rear Mount," the "Full Mount," the "Arm Drag," and the "Whizzer"
I was cracking up, just reading through a UFC glossary. Can you imagine how much fun Late Night would've had with this before Kimmel and Woke Co. ruined it all? I often wonder if Ben Stein wakes up at 3:00 AM with guilt over playing a pivotal role in Kimmel's success.
I Was Only Passing Through Tennessee on My Way to South Carolina
Red Dog + Vodka. I Call It "The Heavenly Decadent"
This is the one crime I could be accused of (not counting the crime of bad taste)