This Might Win the Award for Most First-World Problem of All Time
“Ladies and gentlemen, please, if you are opening a bottle of Champagne don’t do it as the player is about to serve. Thank you,” Australian umpire John Blom announced
And This Might Win the Award for Most Useful BYCU Piece of All Time
Although quite a few use pretty obscure ingredients.
Putting the "F" into "Phony"
Meanwhile, I Give Dylan a Pass on This Current Shameless Marketing Ploy
It's okay if Bob Dylan does it because, well, he's Bob Dylan . . . and he jumped in five years ago. It doesn't make him P Diddy, but it does give him a little bit of "first mover" cred.
Sounds Like Real Mission Impossible Stuff
It Probably Didn't Help to Walk Around Piles of Homeless Excrement on the Way to Work
To be Honest, All Vodka Tastes the Same to Me
I often speculate that's why "vodka" translates to "water" in Russian.
Did They Run Out of Beer?
TDE TO THE RESCUE!