Eric Scheske

Forbes released its list of the drunkest cities late last month. I must've been too drunk to notice. [http://www.realbeer.com/news/articles/news-002988.php] 1. Milwaukee 2. Minneapolis-St. Paul 3. Columbus, Ohio 4. Boston 5. Austin, Texas 6. Chicago 7. Cleveland 8. Pittsburgh 9.

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> A jogger who took a wrong turn during a lunch-time run in Florida ended up stuck in a swamp for four days. > Volunteers searching for Eddie Meadows, 62, eventually found him 'stuck like glue' in a bog, reports The Times. > Mr Meadows calmly asked

The writer of this piece doesn't write the english goodly, but if this isn't a hoax or a joke that I'm missing, it's interesting: > This creature was found by Russian soldiers on Sakhalin shoreline. Sakhalin area is situated near to Japan,

Ran across a few minutes ago: > The Texas State Fair has topped itself in creating the ne plus ultra of cardiac-arrest cuisine. This year, fairgoers will be treated to something that surely qualifies as manna from Homer Simpson Heaven. Are you ready for this? > Fried Coke. Crunchy

The hinge--the child in the middle, number four--turns 8 today. He's in second grade, more handsome than the day is long, smaller than most six-year-olds, more aloof than a desert monk, more anti-girl than the fiercest misogynist, more naturally affectionate than a puppy,