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Eric Scheske

Saturday

The more I'm around people, the more I'm convinced that a rambling style is the sign of an immature, under-developed, and/or un-disciplined mind. The rule applies to written or oral communication. > I have made this letter long because i have not the

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> The CDC defines a "heavy drinker" as a man who drinks 2 drinks a day or a woman who drinks 1. That's the level of intellect taking on Ebola. > — Modern_Drunkard (@Modern_Drunkard) October 7, 2014 [https://twitter.com/Modern_Drunkard/status/519278774810996736]

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> Binge drinking...didn't exist in the '50s! #advertising [https://twitter.com/hashtag/advertising?src=hash] #beer [https://twitter.com/hashtag/beer?src=hash] #GoodOldDays [https://twitter.com/hashtag/GoodOldDays?src=hash] pic.twitter.com/hdqFInaSBR [http://t.co/hdqFInaSBR] > — Drunken History (@DrunkenHistory) November 20, 2014

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> Where do teetotalers come from? Modern Drunkard Magazine http://t.co/lR3GaY0yn8 > — The Daily Eudemon (@TheDailyEudemon) November 16, 2014 [https://twitter.com/TheDailyEudemon/status/534008493397647362]

Friday

Brews You Can Use Okay, this is frustrating: Only A Fraction Of The Population Has The Genotype That Makes Moderate Alcohol Consumption Heart Healthy [http://www.inquisitr.com/1612099/only-a-fraction-of-the-population-has-the-genotype-that-makes-moderate-alcohol-consumption-heart-healthy/] . According to the story, a

Ferguson

Today is also the holiday known as National Day of Monaco. Monaco is independent, but they're defended by France. In other words, they're on their own.

Letterman

If you're looking to get the Mansons a gift, they're registered at Bloodbath & Beyond.

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Reddit asks: "What sentence could ruin a date immediately? [http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2mvhz5/what_sentence_could_ruin_a_date_immediately/] " The responses are pretty funny (PG-13). This one slayed me the most: "She'll have the salad."

Me, Myself, and I

Ten common English mistakes [http://listverse.com/2008/09/11/another-10-common-english-errors/?utm_source=more&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=direct] . It's a pretty basic list, but I see this mistake all the time, even among edjewkated peepel: > Me/Myself > The

Meyers

Charles Manson is getting married – which is weird because I thought he was already serving a life sentence. A man in California was arrested after he stabbed his potential employer during a job interview. Well, at least now he knows where he sees himself in five years. Justin Bieber will