Eric Scheske

Gallup, the polling company, released its annual well-being index where they rank the health and happiness of residents of each of the 50 states. Alaska finished first and Hawaii was No. 2. It's interesting that the top two happiest states are the ones that are farthest away

Little Caesars is about to deliver a bacon-wrapped deep dish pizza. It's a pizza with three and a half feet of bacon wrapped around it. I think we've reached a point as Americans where normal pizza has become too healthy for us. . . We will not

> Who says you can't drink your #dessert [https://twitter.com/hashtag/dessert?src=hash]? http://t.co/aHWAeHdj8R > — Liquor.com (@Liquor) February 9, 2015 [https://twitter.com/Liquor/status/564873148353368064]

In the wake of my bar name post earlier this week, A TDE reader sends along this picture of a bar near the birthplace of Thomas Edison:

The restaurant chain Salad Works has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. Analysts attribute the failure to it being a salad restaurant located in America. The USDA has approved the first genetically modified apples that don't turn brown after being sliced open. The no-browning apples are being called

> Pre-topple pic.twitter.com/WaUWbFzZLC [http://t.co/WaUWbFzZLC] > — The Daily Eudemon (@TheDailyEudemon) February 20, 2015 [https://twitter.com/TheDailyEudemon/status/568585588724654083]

I hate to say it, but I kinda agree with John on this one: "TIL that John Belushi would sabotage anything written by women when he was on SNL, because he believed women were 'fundamentally not funny'" I mean, he shouldn't have sabotaged their

Mini-Review The Holy Fire Robert Payne (1957) Choice quote: Gregory Nazianzen "feared no one. He had an unruly humor. He is the only man who is known to have dared to laugh at Basil. He was quick-tempered, sullen, unhappy in the company of most people, strangely remote

I had an amazing experience in Cuba. People there are fantastic. But I do have to say it's very nice to be back home in front of all of you capitalist pigs. There's a new device that allows airline passengers to completely isolate themselves from their