Fallon
And I saw that an animal rights group is suing an amusement park in Louisiana
for letting a chimpanzee named Candy drink soda and smoke cigarettes. Meanwhile,
the chimp was like, “You nerds need to mind your own business!”
Eric Scheske
The Tom Collins
Having grown a bit tired of tonic water, I've started experimenting with classic mixed drinks. My first target: The Tom Collins.
I started with the basic recipe: three shots of gin, one shot of lemon juice concentrate, one shot of simple syrup. Shake well. Fill the Collins glass
Meyers
A 50-year-old Washington man is facing assault charges after his neighbor says
he swung a Klingon sword at him during an argument about trash. Man, if there
was any time you'd think two neighbors would get along, it's when they both know
what a
ConanÂ
RadioShack just announced they will be celebrating Black Friday on Wednesday.
Mostly because Radio Shack's worried they won't be around on Friday.
Corden
There is a new Barbie doll called Hello Barbie that is a high-tech interactive
version of the toy. The Hello Barbie has more than 8,000 phrases she uses to
keep up conversation with you. In order for it to work, you have to speak right
into her breasts.
Fallon
In Pope Francis' latest weekly address, he criticized people who use their
phones at the dinner table. Which begs the question: Who is on their phone while
they eat dinner with the Pope?
In a new interview, Mark Zuckerberg said Facebook will be more intelligent than
humans in 10
Wednesday
What, you say, I referenced Romano Guardini yesterday but then wrote nothing
about him, instead dedicating the day's primary post to Dostoyevsky? What am I,
some sort of Serbian Orthodox with an anti-Catholic chip on my shoulder?
No, not at all, but yesterday's post had
Tuesday
Hey, Pope Francis and I have something in common: admiration for Dostoyevsky
and
Guardini
[http://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/what-pope-francis-has-to-say-about-dostoyevsky-and-guardini-76130/?utm_source=hootsuite]
.
I went on a major Fyodor kick in my twenties. I read all his major works (except
Monday
Miscellaneous Rambling
I received a copy of Merchants in the Temple
[http://us.macmillan.com/merchantsinthetemple/gianluiginuzzi], which I've
started reading. Expect commentary as I plow through. * * * * * * * TDE readers
know I enjoy running good jokes from the late night shows, but man, they've been
awful lately.
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> Facebook keeps removing satyrical photo of Mizzou "cribullies". Retweet it.
#MizzouHoax [https://twitter.com/hashtag/MizzouHoax?src=hash] #Mizzou
[https://twitter.com/hashtag/Mizzou?src=hash] #MissouriProtests
[https://twitter.com/hashtag/MissouriProtests?src=hash]
pic.twitter.com/5wW6rkIFqN [https://t.co/5wW6rkIFqN]
> — James Parisi (@NY_2_