How to Drink Like an Occultist
Add lavender, pineapple Gomme, Rihei ginger Schochu, and cacao; congratulate yourself for having such a fine set of taste buds; then sip like the submissive homosexual you are.
Eric Scheske
Why Aren't the Neocons Pitbulling Over Venezuela?
Plus Jonah Goldberg's wrongheaded criticism of Albert Jay Nock
The Somalis are Raping the Norwegians
And the Norwegians say, "Geef MEE som moor"
Prima Nocta Is Medieval Myth but Modern Overlords Aren't
From OneDrive to the Epstein files, they just keep sticking It in our face
The Little Arts are Where It's At: Five Ways to be a Good Host
It's the holiday season. You're probably gonna haffta host something. Here are five tips (yeah, I know I list six, but one of them is so stupid, I only include it because the source material does; plus, it provided me with the funniest parenthetical in the piece)
Prague Diocese Teams Up with Kraft Foods
Satire
Silicon Valley and the Nazi
These rump rangers of the left hemisphere are riding rough over the right hemisphere. So did the Nazis. Cooperation with AI is gnostic complicity.
Black Wednesday Arrives
I haven't missed it since turning 21. Even in 2020 when the bars were shut down, I opened a bar in my basement, complete with lots of hand sanitizer and two air purifiers. Funny, not too many people came, but those who did, got great burgers from a local bar that needed the business.
A Shout-Out to the Public Libraries
Note to reader: This piece isn't as lame as the title implies.
Hey, Z: Stick that Life-Work Balance Up Your Down-Under
Take the Auschwitz Option.