Eric Scheske

> U.S. Border Patrol agents have been ordered not to arrest illegal aliens along the section of the Arizona border where protesters patrolled last month because an increase in apprehensions there would prove the effectiveness of Minuteman volunteers, The Washington Times has learned. > More than a dozen agents,

Camera that looks like a Zippo. Not sure why anyone would need one, but why does anyone need 3/4s of the stuff we purchase?

Connecticut executed serial rapist/killer Michael Ross this morning. Opponents of the death penalty and family tried to stop the execution, but Ross didn't want them to: > Last fall, Ross announced he was abandoning all remaining appeals, which could have kept him alive for many years, because

A man does a stand-up routine on public access cable revolving around his penis. He is successfully prosecuted. Good things happen sometimes. Score one for the sane First Amendment folk. Link [http://www.freep.com/news/mich/naughty12e_20050512.htm]. > A penis that tells jokes on late night

> Pope Benedict XVI said Friday he had opened the process for the sainthood of Pope John Paul II, overriding the usual five-year waiting period following the death of a possible candidate. > Link [http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=753802].

No home should be without one:

Excellent review of two books about the population implosion: Fewer by Ben J. Wattenberg and The Empty Cradle by Phillip Longman. Link [http://www.eppc.org/publications/pubID.2327/pub_detail.asp]. Excerpts: > Longman writes as a progressive worried that only "fundamentalists" will have children in the

Blogging could be light today. Eric is undertaking special operations in Nigeria to smuggle millions of dollars from their resource-rich land and stashing the money into U.S. savings accounts. Contrary to popular belief, such operations can't happen over "the wire." You have to do

> A California man has sued the Lost Coast Brewery in Humboldt, claiming that a label on its Indica India Pale Ale offends him and Hindus worldwide. > The label shows elephant-headed Ganesh, god of wisdom and remover of obstacles, holding a beer in one of his four hands,

Mark Krikorian on ethnic jokes: > In Armenia they tell Kurdish jokes, which were like our Polish jokes ”“ about dim-witted dullards. I would tell people that in America people (used to) tell Polish jokes, and they were amazed, because they saw Poles as tall, blond, sophisticated paragons of European-