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Eric Scheske

Looking for an Aggressive Lawyer

Can we get a restraining order on this? > Three-time Oscar winner Oliver Stone will direct superstar Nicholas Cage in the first major Hollywood movie about the September 11, 2001 terror attacks, producers announced. > The as-yet untitled film, which will be made for Paramount Pictures, will tell

Weathermen with Scimitars

> Intelligence experts and Islamic leaders agree that Thursday July 7 marks the bloody emergence of home-grown Islamic terrorism in Britain rather than the arrival of Al-Qaeda's bombers on these shores. The favourite hypothesis of investigators is that the bomb teams comprised a cell of some

Communism's Lamer Than We Thought

> A Cuban newspaper says Air Supply are "idols for thousands of Cubans." The paper writes "we would never have imagined that one day they would come here -- and here they are!!" > Fans went nuts when the group sang "All Out of Love"

Scientists Faking Us Out

When something's importance becomes disproportionate to its actual value, troubles arise. With scientism, it's been sloppy research, contradictory research, and now, fraudulent research: > Allegations of research misconduct reached record highs last year - the Department of Health and Human Services received 274 complaints, which was 50

The Craze Gets Crazier

> The person lucky enough to win the 36th annual [World Series of Poker] tournament will earn an astonishing seven-and-a-half (m) million dollars. Last year's prize was a mere five (m) million, doubling what accountant Chris Moneymaker made in 2003. > The person knocked out

Maybe They're Shaman Saints

> Oddball rock star Jack White has become so obsessed with Roman Catholicism he now puts figures of saints on his guitar amps at all concerts. > The weirdo frontman of the White Stripes said: “I've recently got into the cult of the saints. Link [http://www.thesun.

Something for Sunday Morning

Theophan the Recluse, writing to a young Russian society lady: > Such a life is the life of the fallen man, whose primary characteristic is pride or egoism, which presents itself as the primary goal, while everyone and everything else are the means. Thus, everyone's goal is to

"Mike Blake" Is Not an Eric Scheske Alias

> Mike Blake, a recovering alcoholic who has never worked in his life, says he will still stay at home and live off the family's [government] benefits. > He claims looking after his kids with his unemployed wife Kathleen, 24, will always be his full-time job. >

Drunk Guys Throwing Heavy Objects

> A game to see who could throw an empty half-barrel of beer the farthest injured two bystanders at a party in the town of Ahnapee early Monday. > During the contest, a 20-year-old man threw the half-barrel and hit several bystanders, injuring two of them,

Peachy Solution

Joe Sobran on impeachment: > If you'll read the Constitution in question, you'll notice that it provides for impeachment. This was meant to be used – not rarely, but always. Every government official should be constantly aware that he can lose his job if he abuses his