Some bad ones to use at the bar tonight:
A man walks into a bar holding a slab of asphalt and says, “A beer please, and one for the road.”
A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, “For you, no charge.”
A jumper cable walks into the bar and asks for a bar. The bartender says, “Okay, but don’t start anything.”
Shakespeare walks into a bar and the bartender says, “You’re still bard here.”
A dyslexic alcoholic walks into a bra.
Courtesy of the most-recent issue of Gilbert Magazine.