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Good, clean short jokes:

"I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Toronto zoo."

"I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised."

"A termite walks into the bar and asks, 'Is the bar tender here?'"

"The Buddhist chips a tooth on a mint and so he goes to the dentist. The dentist goes to give him Novacaine but the Buddhist declines because he wants to transcend dental medication."

"Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares the crap out of their dogs."

"You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees? Because they're really good at it."

"What did the cowboy say at the German auto show? 'Audi.'"

"Where does the General keep his armies? In his sleevies."

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